The Way of the Loon. A top ten with a difference!
(10) Before enlightenment, LongPhpCodez™ and StableKernelDriverABINonsense™. After enlightenment, LongPhpCodez™ and StableKernelDriverABINonsense™.
(9) You will not be punished for your SoftwareFreedom™. You will be punished by your SoftwareFreedom™.
(8) To know YearOfTheLinuxDesktop™, ask for ARMAggedon™.
(7) One Loon shines in every BasementDeveloperArmy™, in every BasementDeveloperArmy™ the one Loon.
(6) Give a man FreeAsInBeer™ and you turn him into a dribbling idiot for a day. Teach a man FreeAsInSpeech™ and he is a dribbling idiot for a lifetime.
(5) The obstacle is BugNumberOne™.
(4) No road to WorksForMe™ or WindozeOnlyWorksForWintards™ ... Find them in yourself.
(3) FengShuiSoftware™ fails even though we love it and TacoBellDistroStrategy™ grows even though we do not.
(2) When TheAverageUser™ is ready to learn, LinuxForGrandmas™ will appear.
Funky drum-roll please, Paul!
Here we go! At Number 1One111OnetyElevenFrist!
(1) Voldemort™!
Game over.
Mostly drawn from Squidoo.
Comments
the fluck is this shlit
Well alright, can I join in?
OK then, here goes:
——————————————
The Zen Of Linux
(by user Masonk at ArsTechnica)
I just tried to put Ubuntu 9.04 onto my 2006-era AMD AM2 based computer. It would not install because of a DVD-ROM incompatibility error related to the BIOS IRQ assignments. Apparently, it is the motherboard manufacturer’s fault. I thought about starting up the familiar process of googling for the answer, but then had a flash of insight: the Zen of Linux is to not install Linux.
After this realization, I have attained inner peace and wish to make my realization available for the benefit of all mankind.
The highest form of Linux is non-Linux. This is the way of ultimate attainment.
@_SW
Same fluck I usually post.
Are you having fun, or not?
Feel free to piss off, in the second case.
@RC:
I did actually look up the Tao of FOSS (and I think the Zen of FOSS) before I did this, and no, I never found that.
I still prefer mine. Top Five lists are always the best, aren’t they?
Except for Top Ten lists. Double the goodness!
What is the sound of one Loon queefing?
You must be signed in to leave comments.