Winbreds think that we’re insane for worshipping GNU/Linux. GNU/Linux is the ultimate manifestation of God because it emphasizes freedom over all else. GNU/Linux is the ultimate license to live life to the fullest. The holy trinity of GNU/Linux is composed of RMS (the father), Torvalds (the son) and ESR (the holy spirit). Together these three form the godly superhuman core of what is today GNU/Linux. Those of you who chose not to worship GNU/Linux and instead worship the evil M$ I pity you. Your lives are driven by greed and apathy and will never amount to anything in this world. Meanwhile GNU/Linux worshippers are taking the world to its next evolution.