MyTopTenList™

For exclusive use by Loons Who Have Ridden The Goat, Backwards, With A Clothes Peg Over Their Nose.

Or possibly by eleven year old girls who get a hormone spurt whenever they see an unkempt bearded tramp eating his own feet.

But mostly for LWHRTG,B,WACPOTN.

Look, it took centuries to boil down 613 commandments to the ten that matter. Linux advocates have done it in eighteen years!

Of course, no single set of ten matches another ten. And in any given set, not one of the commandments makes any sense or has any truth in it. But that doesn’t matter to little girls with this on their bedroom walls: