This is complementary to LinuxMakesYouSmart because most Linux Youth claim that Windows is fraught with viruses and malware. Given the 90% marketshare, its a tempting target for deviants, so their claims are, surprisingly, quite true.
However, they like to bury the fact that they got fed up with Windows because they were tired of getting viruses. Remember, these are the same people who claim to be super-geniuses because they run Linux, yet couldn’t keep Windows Update running (because they pirated Windows) and couldn’t figure out how to run the pre-installed anti-virus. This irritates them because the only other people getting viruses are their parents who can hardly work the computer.
I submit that Linux doesn’t actually make them smart, it just keeps them in a constant state of alertness. With breakages happening every 15 seconds, they stick to the Ubuntu Forums like glue and are aware of every Linux hiccup in existence.
Meanwhile, in Windows land, world news agencies are kind enough to inform us when there is an actual security threat. Because in Windows land it might actually matter.
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Actually, it’s “complementary.”
I also feel that a slap around the head would remind them not to be stupid. Not that it would help with the root cause of stupidity.
Fixed it, although the Chrome spell checker didn’t have any problem with it.
Actually pirated Windows get all secutity updates too, so those guys have no actual reason not to have them.
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