ItsNotABugItsAFeature™

Wireless not working? DVD playback tearing, or not working at all? Filesystem losing data? Fear not: these are not bugs caused by a lack of testing or incompitence of the developers, but are in fact features carefully incorperated into the design. Yes, you heard it right: stuff is designed to crash. Why? What a silly question. Our software is designed with bugs to insure that the only people capable of using it are the ub3r 1337 h4×0rz we pretend to be. Can’t handle that? Want working software so you can get on with your life? Well then you can use software that helps you with your precious work, but you won’t be as free.