ItOnlyDamagesMe™

The multi-layered, DoD sponsored, twenty years of security expertise, Linux file-system model (which changes every six months or so, for no easily-understood reason), ensures that your actual Operating System is totally safe from attack by Those Who Would Do Linux Harm.

Admittedly, using the very same vaunted security model, all your personal data belong to us. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature. Your data needs to be Free!

But that’s OK, because ItOnlyDamagesMe™!