HelsinkiSyndrome™

Much like Stockholm Syndrome, except that it doesn’t apply to people locked in a basement against their will by maniacs with RPGs and machine guns and deer-gutting knives.

Nope.

In this case, it applies to people who are already living in a basement. No physical coercion is necessary. The sharpest thing these people will see is the edge of a compact disk.

Nobody is forcing them to do this. Nobody wants their love. Even Linus Torvalds (“King of the Duck Pond”) has moved away, and now uses a Mac. Yet, still, they feel the need to proclaim their fanaticism.

Patty Hearst had nothing on these bozos. Nothing, I’m telling you.