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Feb 27, 2011 12:12 PM
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If you’re using Linux, and all of a sudden, KERNEL PANIC! You lost that 390 page document on Writer that you were putting the finishing touches to for a contest! Aw, snap!
Go lock yourself in a cage, because those synapses of yours that held the line “there are other better things than half-working Linux distros” have been destroyed.
Go lock yourself in a cage, because the Linux zealots recommended that you abstain from using Windows, Macintosh or BSD and you did what they said.
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I prefer GoStickYourHeadInAPig™, but what the hell, this one is good enough.
I think its about time to get rid of all the frivolous entries in this site.
You are one strange individual, reactosguy.
@Joe
Naaah, frivolity is fine.
And who would deny me the innocent joy of watching Queef expose himself in public, for all time?
I mean, just imagine the interview questions when he finally applies for a job.
“I am not Adam King!”
Well, that’s what it says on your resume.
(Chorus:) We are not Adam King!
(Musical medley follows, based on trombones and violas da Gamba and the occasional light-hearted Queef.
Cucumber sandwiches to be savoured by all.)
Kernel panics aren’t even the worst. I’ve got a Linux VM with 2.6.37.2 (it only hosts InspIRCd, Atheme and ZNC and these require a fairly recent kernel) and it occasionally decides to do as funny things as to simply lockup the networking causing all SIOC functions to fail and lock or to simply reset INIT’s runlevel and lockup with that.
I prefer a kernel panic there, that at least crashes it.
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