GNUFreedom™

As first exhibited on Linux Hater’s Blog (it’s not dead):

To protect your rights, we need to prevent others from denying you these rights. Therefore, in order to protect your freedom we must take it away from you.

We call this new sort of freedom GNU/Freedom. It’s part of a whole series of software-political concepts created by our Great Leader, Richard M. Stalin to free the proletariat from software slavery. For the rest, send $50 to the Free Software Foundation and request a copy of the “GNU/Speak Dictionary”.