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Dec 7, 2009 8:10 PM
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When not dining on morsels scavenged from the valleys of his toes, the fire-starter of a troll known simply as RMS is frantically writing up vast amounts of propaganda to be force-fed to his victims. Although most freetards bow down to every sacrament spewed forth from his toe crust scented oral cavity, certain borderline freetards take a slightly less boisterous approach for spreading FUD.

Rather than just blurt out IMustSeeTheCodez they use a set of similar phrases which can simply be compounded into FreeTheCode™. Observe.

freetard -> ' ...yeah that app used to be closed source but then the developers FreedTheCode™’

linux youth -> ' ...yeah they were bought by OpenSourceCompanyX™ who then FreedUpTheCode™ '

luser -> ' ... i didn’t really use that app until the devs woke up and realized that gpl’ling their app would make it better and TheSourceWasFreed™’

There is no way source code can be freed because there is no way source code can be imprisoned. Beware of the stallmanites that breathlessly spout off these loaded phrases.

#1 Posted by Chlorus on Dec 8, 2009 2:18 AM

So how’s that Freeing of the code working for the Lusers who have to use ATi Radeon drivers? You’d think that because open source development is so superior and efficient, they’d have improved the driver by entire orders of magnitude.

#2 Posted by BinarySpill on Dec 8, 2009 3:27 AM

Well at least they improved the nvidia driver by creating nouveau http://nouveau.freedesktop.org/wiki/FeatureMatrix . Whats that? it’s crap? dont worry a new build is JustAroundTheCorner™

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