There’s probably an equivalent concertina TM for the Great Review/I love it/I can’t wait/Compiz is awesome comments that normally follow this sort of review. (Genuine quotes from Lunduke on 10.04 — http://lunduke.com/?p=1095, and quite high up on google, interestingly.)

Actually, the commenters on Lunduke show healthy signs of thinking for themselves.

There’s the one guy, however (there’s always one), who “actually just installed 9.10 last week on my parents XP box after they got their 20th+ Trojan.” I’m thinking his parents missed one particularly important trojan along the way there.

PS TacoBellDistroStrategy™, possibly?

Great idea. Done.