What, no mention of Krispy Kreme or White Castle burgers or even Cheetoes?

You really do need to ask your mother to restock the basement fridge.

Or maybe you should try the new iFridge? I hear it’s sweeping the market. Linux fridges are so yesterday.

DD is for cheapskates… KK all the way!

To be fair, KK is the reward of choice for Microsoft project managers.

I’m not so sure that there is such a thing as Linux project managers, but if so I assume they have an appropriate stupid fatty treat of choice. Buttock of Queef on a stick, perhaps?

smothered in Stallman’s Original Toe Jam

There are probably parts of Islington where that stuff sells at a premium.

“Removes wrinkles! Better than a Guatemalan Coffee Colonic Irrigation! Spread it on your breakfast panini! Begone, Gum Disease, with Magic Stallman’s Original Toe Jam! Endangered Species Just Love Dr Richard’s Foot Fungus! Add Some Sprite To Your Life With That Old Massachussets Munch A Tootsie Set!”

I have to go and lie down now. Near a bucket.

Starbucks runs on Windows. That would explain the kind that go there.

You mean predominantly mac users?

This is an Undistributed Middle.

America runs on Dunkin’ Donuts
Dunkin’ Donuts runs on Linux
Therefore, America runs on Linux

Genius! ^_