ContinuouslyTalkAndTalkAndTalk™

It’s how you write a FOSS application, evidently. Requirements? Pah! Design? You Ain’t Gonna Need It! Customers? If you talk about it, they will come.

The actual construction of software? We’s got frameworks for that these days … oh, wait …

But, of course, and here’s the piece de resistance:

Always make sure you hold a Logo contest first.

After that? After that, then we can talk.