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Dec 15, 2009 1:12 AM
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This defines the circular argument one will have with a Loontard. This argument tactic is used by every Freetard you encounter, whether it be in person or in blog comments.

An example of the cycle is as such:

  • Loontard declares that Linux is superior, usually Ubuntu. The rest aren’t fooled.
  • Loontard says has all apps you will ever need. The rest don’t agree and say they are buggy.
  • Loontard says file a bug report and support will be forthcoming. Rest dont agree.
  • Loontard says fix it yourself and contribute. Rest aren’t developers.
  • Loontard say you’re too dumb to use Linux. Rest say but Windows is far easier to do anything, personal or in business.
  • Loontard says something about LAMP ruling server rooms. Rest say, we don’t just run webservers.
  • Loontard says he is/was an admin for some multi-trillion dollar entity and has like a planet full of users all using Ubuntu. The rest smell bullshit.
  • Loontard then claims victory in supercomputer market. The rest instate a reality check because the argument was over desktop.
  • Loontard declares that Linux is superior, usually Ubuntu. The circle is complete.
#1 Posted by ChrisTX on Dec 15, 2009 11:57 AM

A thing I’ve never understood: If Linux is so perfect and stuff as these Loontards claim, why the heck can’t they make a usable GUI or at least a CLI where you don’t have cryptic shell commands with even more cryptic switches?
Is it because Linux teaches you CS and else you wouldn’t learn it ?

#2 Posted by ameer on Dec 16, 2009 12:02 PM

Anybody remember the “thousands of fortune 100 companies” guy? That was epic.

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