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Oct 2, 2011 11:07 AM
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Ever wonder why Winbreds act like they are missing a substational number of brain cells? Administrator demonstrates a possible cause:

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Whatever you do, don’t try these seasonal pumpkin beers. They are utterly terrible. It’s like drinking rancid egg nog.

I find myself chasing it with other beers just to wash out the taste.
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Seek help for your drug addiction, you village drunk.

I find that this is a fair explanation for Winbred behavior. Reactosguy and DrLoser, for instance, obviously suffer from severe alcohol-induced brain damage.

Drinking alcohol or smoking is equivalent to being emo and slitting wrists. You are just intentionally destroying your own body. Only a weak mind drinks or smokes. People who drink, smoke or do drugs deserve sterilization as to not corrupt their offspring and society as a whole with such self-defeating weakness.

Loss of higher order brain functions is typical in those who drink regularly.

Why do you think Hitler gave his speeches in beer halls (Hitler, of course never drank himself)? Alcohol turns people into mindless sheep, willing to do evil if a guy screams loud enough.

Another perfect explanation on why Winbreds can’t understand Free Culture. They simply lack a working frontal lobe. Winbreds like all alcoholics, lack the ability to understand sound judgement.

The damage caused by this evil drug is permanent. So basically, there is no hope for the Winbreds.

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#1 Posted by DrLoser on Oct 2, 2011 11:21 AM

Anonymous?

On a site where you can’t be?

And with your very own “Rock Star” TM to back it up?

I believe you have to possess higher order brain functions before you can lose them.

#2 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 11:27 AM

DrLoser,

Lay off the vodka.

#3 Posted by DrLoser on Oct 2, 2011 11:32 AM

Vodka? That’s for ignorant peasants like you, Adam. Absinthe for me…

#4 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 11:34 AM

Wow. I was right.

#5 Posted by ReverseControllerSE on Oct 2, 2011 12:30 PM

Of course you were, Adam.

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Where “right” stands to mean “wrong” – but such doublespeak is a given with our good man AK, 'm afraid.

#6 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 1:10 PM

ReverseControllerse,

I see you are hard at work. How many Mafia$oft employee dicks did you take in the ass today?

#7 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 1:11 PM

A M$ gangbang with ReverseControllerse and Ian in the middle shudder

#8 Posted by DrLoser on Oct 2, 2011 1:12 PM

On a Sunday?

Good Lord, Adam, it is the Lord’s Day!

You, of all Singularities, should know that.

#9 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 1:14 PM

Exactly why it’s a good day to promote God’s work.

#10 Posted by Wolfie on Oct 2, 2011 1:16 PM

I don’t drink alcohol. You can’t explain that.

#11 Posted by Adam_King on Oct 2, 2011 1:18 PM

Yes I can.

#12 Posted by JoeMonco on Oct 2, 2011 11:57 PM

Adam King is a meth addict. No explanation is required.

#13 Posted by kurkosdr on Oct 4, 2011 5:28 AM

I agree, “drinking”, in the sense that you drink a little bit of alcohol every day, sucks. This is how you become an alcoholic. Either get flat drunk on Saturday and then keep off for the rest of the week, or don’t do it at all.

#14 Posted by ChrisTX on Oct 4, 2011 9:56 PM

Upvoted because it made me laugh.

#15 Posted by ChrisTX on Oct 4, 2011 10:19 PM

“Why do you think Hitler gave his speeches in beer halls (Hitler, of course never drank himself)?”

... Yes, because a beer hall can hold so many people. If you’d now explain me how it can be, that the DAP was founded a year before Hitler even joined (55th member) and was founded in a beer hall, that’d be awesome. Or could it perhaps be that beer halls were just the most common kind of gathering where one could talk? Nooooo, totally not. In fact, he didn’t hold any bigger speech later on in a beer hall. (about his alcohol abstinence, that is as disputed as his sexual one is. Some scholars even think that his vegetarinism along with his abstinences was actively propagated by Goebbels in order to give Hitler the appearance of something greater)

Bonus points for the Hitler reference in relationship with smoking: Nazi Germany was the first country to have any kind of state-lead anti-smoking campaign! Tada, good one.

#16 Posted by Adam_King on Jan 1, 2012 1:36 PM

Just adding to the record that another winbred recently admitted drinking alcohol, and even excessively (and thus should be concluded that he suffering from alcohol-induced brain damage).

Further proof that winbreds are people who can’t think for themselves: they have self-inflicted diseases of the mind.

#17 Posted by DrLoser on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM

@Adam:

Well, “self-inflicted” is all about choice, isn’t it? Choice (FOSS) is Good.

I feel really sorry for you. It isn’t your fault that these terrible alcohol-related things have blighted your family.

I love you, Adam. I want you to understand that. God will save us!

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