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May 16, 2013 12:39 AM
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Aka. IAmNotaFreetardJustaLinuxtard.
When confronted that Steam is a proprietary closed-source software where you can’t put your eyeball to the source and find exploits, Linux fanboys explains that they are not open source zealots, just masochists who enjoy using a cobbled together Windows 98 clone with a sepia theme.
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May 8, 2013 9:01 PM
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Basically an umbrella trademark for

PlannedObsolescence
UpgradeTreadmill
GreedyMS
MicrosoftCanDoNoRight

A favorite one by jerktards and really stupid linuxtards (the ones that don’t know how much the Ubuntu support cycle is and are just parroting MS hate party line)

The anti-FUD is presented eloquently here.

“Microsoft already has a ...

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May 4, 2013 12:52 PM
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I assume we’re all familiar with Schroedinger’s thought experiment concerning probabilistic particle decay. You put a cat in a box with a radioactive source, a geiger counter, a tub of hydrocyanic acid, and a hammer. (The four are interconnected, by means we do not need to consider here ...

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May 3, 2013 6:04 PM
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The latest accusation against Windows from the Loons: having their cake and eating it, as always.

Windows 8 is a failure, because it doesn’t respect what customers want, which is the traditional look and feel. Although, the traditional look and feel is bad, because it’s legacy. And legacy ...

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Weirdly, some Loons will actually go on to non-Loon sites and accuse people of being “trolls.” What’s up with that? They’ve bypassed “shills” and picked the next stupid insult out of thin air.

Clearly, there are people who are in fact “shills” — ie, they are paid by the ...

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Apr 21, 2013 8:26 AM
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Winbreds complain that the profit Stallman hates babies but they fail to consider why. The profit Stallman is concerned with things far grander in scale than whether two insignificant people can fuck and pop out a wining kid. As the father of modern freedom the profit Stallman carries the war ...

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Apr 12, 2013 10:17 AM
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Essentially the equivalent of stabbing an IED victim. It’s not enough that FOSS projects have to deal with frameworks and tools from the 1980s and are starved for money and people. On top of that you have to add the loud group of morons, blinded by envy and hatred ...

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While arguably true in a strict sense, it is a tautology. Every OS needs preinstalls to be usable by the general public. I guess what they really mean is “The only thing missing is the preinstalls”. In which case they get a smack across their face because Linux does have ...

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Apr 4, 2013 6:39 PM
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We all used to believe in Web Standards, back in the days, didn’t we? [No we didn’t.]

It was the most perfectest of perfect standard worlds. [No it wasn’t.]

And we had W3C to make sure that Web Standards were, well, Standard. [No, they didn’t.]

But ...

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Mar 29, 2013 3:20 PM
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Some Loons actually have the nerve to use “modular” when describing the kernel, simply because you can submit (say) a driver module and get it accepted into the tree and it will be built as a module … into the biggest monolithic kernel the world has ever seen.

Let us pooh-pooh ...