Slightly odd, because I’m just linking back to the Stream. However, I’m bored. There just isn’t enough real FUD out there (hooray!).
And I used to do this on LHB, and I miss that as an opportunity, so:
SING ALONG WITH ME!
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*FOSS, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
FOSS, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y’all
FOSS, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
Ohhh, FOSS, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives
FOSS means tears
To thousands¹ of mothers eyes
When their sons join the basement
And lose their lives
I said, FOSS, huh
Good God, y’all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
FOSS, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
FOSS, it ain’t nothing
But a heartbreaker
FOSS, friend only to the corporation
Ooooh, FOSS
It’s an enemy to all mankind
The point of FOSS blows my mind
FOSS has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to rot
Aaaaah, FOSS-huh
Good God y’all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
FOSS, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
FOSS, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
FOSS, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
FOSS, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
FOSS, it ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
FOSS, it’s got one friend
That’s the Corporation
Ooooh, FOSS, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend fighting FOSS these days
FOSS can’t give life
It can only take it away
Ooooh, FOSS, huh
Good God y’all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
FOSS, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
FOSS, it ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
FOSS, friend only to the Corporation
Peace, love and understanding (see the GPLv3, although Richard can accommodate you with his latest offering!)
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there’s got to be a better way
Ooooooh, FOSS, huh
Good God y’all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it
FOSS, huh
Good God y’all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing²
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¹ A forgivable underestimate, this one. Millions, actually, but apparently Edwin had far better taste than to talk to Eric.
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² Oh, and niggers.
You hideous little snivelling racist scum.
Also, Calculus. W00t!


Comments
Ha ha ha, well done.
I’m just confused about what you have against FOSS in general.
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“Oh, and n——rs.[1]”
Is that some Michael Jackson joke? Because I don’t get it.
[1] Why does it block this word in comments but not in.. err, OPs?
Asking Dr Loser what he has against FOSS is like asking Hitler what he has against Jews.
A peek into Adam’s mind for the previous statement…
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limfj4nss91qiqa37o1_400.gif
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