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FUD, but on a different subject.

It’s nice to know where these Loons are coming from, isn’t it? You have to examine their thoughts on non computer-related subjects before you can come to an objective judgement. So here we are (again) with Krazy Kat Lady, but on a different beat.

“Water pollution threatens every living thing on earth today” goes the first sentence.

Shades of Silent Spring, I feel. Nothing like lunatic exaggeration to make your trivial little point, is there? And it’s probably just a coincidence that the backgrounds of Rachel Carson and Katherine Noyes are eerily similar. (Ad hominem! Yes, I know. I apologise in retrospect for the homo bit, but I can’t be bothered to explain the difference in Latin between men and women.)

Anyway, the answer is apparently to buy your own dog-poo composter. I’m all in favour of that. It just doesn’t go far enough, and it simply is not honest enough. Here’s my alternative solution, which I believe makes more sense, based upon Katherine’s premises:

Shoot every single fucking dog you see. It worked in “To Kill A Mockingbird.” No more faeces.

See, these people are amateurs. They just play at belief.

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The equivalent in the Linux world?

Just stop using Windows, even in Wine.

That will definitely stick it to the Man.

#1 Posted by JoeMonco on Jun 20, 2011 4:05 AM

That article definitely explains the endless landslide of dog turds I saw next to a lake. Thanks, Ms. Noyes!

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