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Presented today is an explanation of the watchwords to indicate that someone is a Microsoft shill. Apparently, they consist of 'and’ or 'but’ in conjunction with the word Linux. Since these words indicate that the speaker is about to do something other than heap praise on Linux he or she is clearly a Microsoft shill and will be receiving a check in the mail shortly.
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Y’know, I just took one look at the headline and immediately thought, “yeah, that’s from BN”, before I even clicked on it :oP
“The primary issue is that applications for GNU/Linux are being built using Microsoft tools and rules. It’s beneficial to Microsoft and harmful to Free software.”
One Step Beyond … Spend your own money, buy another platform, build your GNU/Linux application, and release it — onto GNU/Linux!
Oh noes! It’s made of Evil Redmond Bit-Rot!
Pah.
You can’t use 'and’ or 'but’ with Linux, because LinuxIsPerfect™.
It’s a amazing how only a small fraction of the world is able to see the perfection of Linux, while the rest are hypnotized or payed by Microsoft not to do so.
Microsoft a company of bribing brainwashing hypnotists, that are out to get you!!!
Since when is internet access allowed in mental institutions? and why the in the god’s name your haven’t taken your pills? You’ve been bad and you know what’s coming to you!
@Cryo
With all the time and money Microsoft is apparently investing in brainwashing and bribes, one has to wonder when and how exactly they actually get the time to do anything.
My favorite part is where he accuses ZDNet of being infested with MS pawns. Er, no dude. It’s you goddamn, lame-arse, penguin-fetish cultists who infest every f-in’ tech site, including ZDNet.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pro-Microsoft comment OR article on ZDNet.
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