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OK, OK, I know I said BoycottNovell wasn’t worth spit. I did agree that it’s hilarious, though.

Older readers may (just about) get the reference to a lousy Julia Roberts movie. (“Sleeping with Mono.” Actually, it’s a pretty clumsy reference. It’s not even in the URL.) But just for those who don’t, Roy gives us a cute picture of a baby and a stuffed monkey. Way to go with coherence there, teeny-bopper; I’ll just look up all those trendy signifers and get back to you.

This is hilarious. It’s like Twitter without the ter.

There are roughly four contributors here (including the saintly oiaohm), and not a single one of them makes sense.

I’ll leave you with this quote:

“People don’t even realise that they are using Mono, so it’s like a diseases that’s growing quietly inside the body of the Free destkop.”

Oh Lord. I’m waiting for That Alien Moment. I’m truly waiting for it. Fuck Julia Roberts: I want to see a virtual John Hurt ripped apart from the inside-out.

“Destkop” or not. (Maybe oiaohm is infectious?)

#1 Posted by administrator on Feb 5, 2010 6:53 PM

As long as Boycott Novell exists, this site will always have material!

#2 Posted by Declination on Feb 5, 2010 8:26 PM

Seriously, I subscribed to their feed. It’ll be great.

#3 Posted by Declination on Feb 5, 2010 8:29 PM

I particularly like how the link they posted is over 4 years old in regards to mepis.

#4 Posted by Declination on Feb 5, 2010 8:33 PM

I particularly like the logical fallacy that because moonlight is useless (a debatable assertion) mono is also. Since moonlight is a strict subset of mono in terms of use cases it is impossible to assert mono is useless based only on the assumption that moonlight is as well.

#5 Posted by DrLoser on Feb 6, 2010 1:13 PM

Yup, noticed the moonlight drivel. It’s a wonder that these people can’t walk down the road without saying something unpleasant to a pensioner and getting their head knocked off with a zimmer frame.

I eagerly await your reports on the feed.

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