Vote Up
5
Votes
Vote Down

Oh well, if we’re going to quote Pog-San…

OW! you don’t need to build a kernel, Robert OW! what possible advantage does this stripping-out give your thin client OW! “At 10MB/s, the smaller build shaves 0.3s off the TFTP time” OW! “I was using 500gB hard drives” [1] OW! “I may have been running on a single core” OW! OW! OW!

But he saves the best 'til last:

“Of course, if you build kernels all day long the advantage is clear, but for me building a few kernels per year, Beast will do very well.”

Words fail me.

[1] Size is important. You need small thingies to do … er, whatever small thingies do; but when you’re immersed in serious business like building a 1.9 MB kernel, why, of course size is important. 500 GB is the minimum for an exacting task like this.

And who cares what the spindle speed is?

#1 Posted by ChrisTX on Dec 14, 2011 1:30 PM

“My price/performance at $150/0.333 builds/minute = $450 was better than his at $1000/build/minute by a factor of two.”

LOL! I think this should replace bogomips as performance unit in Linux! Simply compile a kernel on boot and calculate kernels/minute.

Or maybe we should not start comparing supercomputers in Gigakernels/minute?

#2 Posted by ReverseControllerSE on Dec 14, 2011 5:12 PM

It seems that Poggie-San is unaware of the true performance unit of Linux – the Giga-Durden!

(And really Doctor, methinks you should have mentioned such omissions by the over-esteemed Durden authority of Poggie-San.)

So, how many Giga-Durdens does your “beast” manage?

Now mind you, I’ve never rendered Shrek 17 myself, so I wouldn’t really know; but surely, the rest of you have nothing better to do, (constant re-rendering of future versions of Shrek, in the short breaks between re-compiling your kernels, truly is the GNU’s knees) no?

#3 Posted by DigitalAtheist on Dec 14, 2011 5:25 PM

Pfft…

I used DistroX—a command line only distro—to render Shreck 19.5: The Final Shreckoning while simultaneously compiling my own version of Gnu/Lindroid OSX 7 and playing Pong in ASCII.

#4 Posted by ReverseControllerSE on Dec 14, 2011 5:35 PM

But how many Giga-Durdens did you achieve?!

The world needs to know!

#5 Posted by DrLoser on Dec 14, 2011 5:43 PM

The Final Shreckoning?

I’d have copyrighted that, if I were you.

In lime-green, obv.

#6 Posted by DigitalAtheist on Dec 14, 2011 6:15 PM

@ReverseControllerSE

I’m pushing past a couple Tera-Durdens by now.

@DrLoser

Of course in lime green. And maybe I SHOULD copyright it… anyone know a good license I can use?

#7 Posted by ReverseControllerSE on Dec 14, 2011 6:46 PM

TERA-DURDENS!!!

By God, you must be using one of those new 386 machines (I say, how did you find one of those?).

Oh, how I envy you, but I shall never leave my beloved 286, never I tell you… well, I actually never owned one … hmm… should I scour a nearby waste deposit?

I mean, think of the Durdens…

#8 Posted by Gesh on Dec 15, 2011 4:24 AM

“but when you’re immersed in serious business like building a 1.9 MB kernel, why, of course size is important. 500 GB is the minimum for an exacting task like this.”

When I’ve read this, I spilled cola through my nose all over my desk. Very good one! :D

You must be signed in to leave comments.